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Let Me Be Your Armor
Age 41 From Eureka, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish, Binary
I Would Describe Myself As  
ugh... okay, getting realistic: never had much luck with women folk, call it testosterone poisoning. looking for someone who has a good tolerance of paranoia, a good sensual appetite, a decent sense of humor, and no musical barriers. I marked rap cause funk wasn't available.
DANGER: have dyslexia and genius IQ! basic account... email's on meinspass. spicymchaggiss.
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Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Other, Scarred
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Fish
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
fledgeling Mechanic/Mafioso
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Photography, Theater, Cars, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
given the budget, either take a spin in the Caddy or (if completed) my personal hot rod to the lady's specified port of choice, liquor (maybe), weed (maybe), and good food to be had by all, then a scenic cruise through the lovely wilderness with aesthetics provided by Tool, collide, and whomever fits the bill, ended by a passionate night's sleep...or merely a tender kiss goodnight. a man can only dream...
I've Always Wanted To Try  
always wanted to fly, street race, go paintballin', go to a decent concert either in Humboldt or somewhere not too far south for lack of proper munitions, go shootin' (just target), learn how to script write, christ, I can go on...
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
I am following an Associates in Auto Mechanics since there will always be transportation and there will be work in that field as long as it stays that way. if not, I've been told by enough people I can make a killing off just my rapier wit, I just gotta write it down. however, I always wanted to screen write... MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, I'm A Movie Actor
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
hard acceleration (I'm a car guy! sue me!), g-force (wanted to fly USAF or Navy or merc), recoil (gun nut), general havoc sometimes, concerts when I make it, video games (computer, PS2, N64. I'm ol' skoo) good friends, booze and pot. not in any order.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
to be most honest, I'm looking for a pretty face to wake up next to and a warm body to keep me cozy at night. any extracurricular activities are arbitrary. I've just been in a cold bed long enough and any more longer, I will go insane. I just tend to be picky. I value wit and intelligence most of all, otherwise, anyone would do. goth girls sometimes have plenty...
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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