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I want your skull!
Age 53 From Manhattan, New York - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Yeah, I hang up pictures of the "Suicide Girls" makin' out with each other on my bathroom walls. Can you handle it???

Former sailor, old-school punk/metal/rockabilly guy who looks youger than my 36 years.

I've most recently been described as sweet, loving, passionate; a little nerdy, but an intense lover, an attentive and generous lover, there's no category here for MY "best feature"!
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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 11 (1.8 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is  
Schmuck
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Tv, Movies, Religion / Spirituality
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I'll get back to you on that one; gotta think of a clean way to say it.

Ok, I'm back- there really is no clean way to say it.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
I used to have those- goals; I think; If I can remember back far enough...

I guess my "goals" are a little vague now, nothing specific as long as the outcome is being left in peace with reasonable happiness...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, History, Religious

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I've been finding that the more..."outrageous" a girl looks, the less..."adventurous" she is. It's a little disappointing. Some real plain girls have been awesome lovers. Plain and pretty, of course. So, all you goth/punk/metal chicks- does your look support your personality? C'mon, now- be honest. ****al inhibitions and hang ups are NOT COOL!!!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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