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Age 47 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I have a body that looks indecent even when I'm fully clothed I'm a brunette all tattooed up little bit freaky looking but I'm brand new here so I could be anything you want me to be and I love to play
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, European, Native American, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Visible Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
blow haha
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Dark, Observant, Reserved, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Exercising, Fishing / Hunting, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I would get so wrapped up just by the look in your eyes Immediate rush with that such a spark that we would spontaneously combust and die
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Well I always wanted to try fly f****** but since we're not actually vampire Bats I don't think that's possible
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, A Flirt, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Once A Week
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Documentary, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Dance, Electronic, Folk, Metal, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Erotica, Fantasy, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Music, News, Political, Supernatural, Satire, Science, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything that will make you or me shake shiver and flinch take that however which way you want to as long as you do

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Power, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A beating heart to Warm mine. Beating heart and warmth Optional As long as you don't bore me to death I like to laugh after all if we were vampires we wouldn't fart anymore
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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