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The Random Ponderings of an Amused Mind
Age 41 From Hanford, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a very unique person. I remind most of people they have met in the past but at the same time am unlike anyone you have ever met, or will meet again. I am a very intelligent person, without being a brainiac.

I have been told I have a tongue like a shovel, when I'm in trouble I start talking and rather than bail myself out, I dig myself deeper. I tend to speak when being quiet would ******** better and vice versa.

I am both an introvert and an extrovert. I am composed and chaotic. Sane and Crazy. Active and lazy. I am The Gemini, a walking contradiction.

I'm late for everything and usually get lost on the way there. But there is always a reason behind it and I usually end up learning something on the way.

My past (both this life & previous) is very important to me, I tend to dwell on things but not get stuck on them. I look back to analyze and evaluate, to learn from my mistakes and the mistakes of others.

I find life to be one great joke and have come to the realization that in life, you either learn to laugh or you start screaming & don't stop; thus I have an odd sense of humor and often find things funny that others do not.

I am a very understanding person, tend to be a tad cynical and even at times jaded. I consider myself a "realist". I see the world for what it is, and not what I wish it was.

One of my friends recently told me that I am "the straightest gay man [she] has ever met". Interestingly enough, it's not the first time I've heard that, and probably won't be the last.

To sum it up, I am an oddball, when the Gods made me, the mold didn't break, it freaking exploded.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Widowed
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Other, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
My Job Title Is  
Headshop Owner
I Live  
Alone, With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Surprise Me
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Your mom on for size.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Perfect, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
to live until I die, no more, no less.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Dramas, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Drama, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Industrial, New age, Dance, Reggae
When I Read, I Always Read  
Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
The next hurdle that the universe is about to spring into my path out of nowhere, hoping I see in time to jump.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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