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shellynb Profile Information

Age 49 From Los Feliz, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a salty little pisser with a RED personality! I wear jeans as a second skin and can eat anything cold. I almost always sleep on my belly and wiggle my feet in bed. I sound like a tranny when I am tired and I am a crazy fast driver. I collect maps from different places and desire the eccentric. I dig people who are really funny and kinda creepy. I believe in drinking more liquids than eating solids, but that rarely happens. I try to live a healthy lifestyle, but I am a cheeseburgers slut and ice cream ho. My super big weaknesses are doughnuts and fried chicken. I cry every time I watch "Bruce Almighty" and "Love Actually". I have a twin sister that I call Mimerachi and I live in a little corner called Los Feliz. I admire free spirited human beings and always have bizarre dreams. I have fun speaking with an accent, but I am horrible at it, so I just speak it to myself in the car or to my customers at work. I hate sports, although I do try to workout everyday. listening to music by candlelight with someone close to my heart is one of my favorite things to do. I lust after fun suprises and adore flowers, especially blue roses with glittered tips. I like my music loud and my boys androgenous. I have lots and lots of perfume and I prefer to smell like a piece of candy. My room makes me appear to be sixteen years old, but I don't care!
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
5' 6 (1.68 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Education / Academic
My Job Title Is  
beer wench
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Cars, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
something I didn't have to plan.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
a nudist beach.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
I have many goals.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Electronic, Classical, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fiction, Health
My Idea Of Fun Is  
singing in the car, tattoos, spray paint, classic cars, vintage whatnots, dinner parties, dried flowers, candle lit bubble baths, amusement parks after dark, tearing up the rug, theatrical live bands, having a drink w/ a grit, my new found love of champagne and riesling, cooking, eating all types of food, dark chocolate, picnics in the park or cemetary, long walks at dusk, cloudy days, thunder and lighting storms, camping in the woods, hiking, road trips, traveling, getting lost, people watching, john waterhouse, mark ryden, comedy shows, film, music, art, hangingout, bumbing around the house, silent films, butoh, burlesque, cabaret, androgyny, circus freaks, vaudeville, ventriloquism, magicians, pirates, fireworks, vintage erotica, laughing until I have to pee, chatting it up about the supernatural until i am totally freaked-the-heck-out, going to the beach and digging my feet in the wet sand, getting a massage, skinny dipping, anytime spent naked is a good time to me!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Looking to explore the scary unknown, with creatures from the black lagoon! Searching for my beautiful monster! I would really like to find someone with a dark-sexy spooky side, as well as a silly fun side and a down to earth genuine side; I want the whole spectrum. I like guys who have dark hair and eyes, thin to athletic in body type, funny, sexy, rocker or gothicish. I am all up in chris corner with a little more meat on the bones. I like'em smart, but not too the point where I feel like a dumbass. I want someone that has the same common intersts, wants the same things from a relationship that I want. I want someone I don't feel I need to change who they are; I want to be crazy about the entire package: looks, style, taste in music, art, movies, social activites...you get what I am saying.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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