Basically I'm here to be your friend, before anything else. I need to be attracted to how a person is to even consider dating them. I have a type and I know what I want out of a relationship. Awkward, warm, funny chicks that I can feel comfortable with that have dark hair and big eyes are my kryptonite. And since this is a magical order menu: pale skin, a foul mouth, a ton of self deprication, tattoos and a love of the movie "Speed" also please. But you gotta be cool to talk to, know when I'm joking, find me attractive and have my back as much as I'll have yours. That's important. I want a partner, dammit. If you can do that you're cherry.

Lew