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satyre Profile Information

Why am I here? I'll be damned if I know
Age 57 From Leeds, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Platinum
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Horse
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about her

What genre of music do you enjoy most?  
Gothic Rock
What is your favorite band?  
Too many to say...
Who is your favorite writer?  
Anne Rice,
Who is your favorite character from literature?  
Lestat, or possibly poor Louis
What is the best site about Goth culture?  
There isnt 1, maybe I should start my own...

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Hospitality / Travel
My Job Title Is  
bartender/waiting staff/kitchen staff...
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Shy, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Family, Internet, Gambling, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Relaxing, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Relaxed, maybe going to a bar/cafe, talking, walking, seeing a movie, going out to a club, wandering the graveyard at midnight...anything where we can get to know more about each other and see where our adventures take us..:)
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Everything !!! I want to do as much as I can before I get too old and have good memories to mull over. I have just discovered that my horse has 4 (in her case possibly 5) fantastic paces and her 3rd and 4th are so epic that I sometimes believe she is a supercharged unicorn. 5th gear is calling, wanna come see us FLY?? :D I might just let you ride her if you're brave enough.....
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To experience as many new things as I can before my time runs out, and to make as many good memories as possible for when I'm old and grey...I want to find my 1 twin flame to help with this so we can learn, grow and evolve together.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Documentary, Family, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Blues, Classical, Country, Dance, Electronic, Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Philosophy, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything that makes me laugh...not too difficult to achieve. I don't care if we're all laughing at me, as long as we have fun...I'm a bit obscure, possibly too dark for human interaction but I can't help my strange ways. I put my size 6's in my mouth regularly so I find laughter is the best cure for my many faux pas'.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I'm looking for someone who's not gonna smother me and block my karma. Someone who will make me laugh daily and who can handle my obscure sense of humour. I've got 3 boys so don't ask me to have more, the answer is NO, NO..NO...pre-made kids are welcome but no more babies !!! I'm hoping to find my Gothic muse who will inspire me and accept me for who I am.
I'm a paranormal investigator, healer, psychic and I still can't work out why spirit comes to me more than mortals. S'pose I'm a glutton for punishment because I keep gravitating back to this site for some insane reason. Maybe I should just accept that I will never find THE ONE online and go live my life without stressing about all this crap.....
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Intimate, Committed
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