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Age 44 From Houston, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
Sign  
Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
Taller Than 6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Branded, Inked All Over, Other, Scarred, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
I'm a DJ/MC
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Anti-social, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Games, Cars
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Staying At Home, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I have no clue... First dates are lame, I prefer to have the last date before the first. But seriously anything can be fun, although I really don't like being around people. Somewhere to get to know one another.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I do everything, and try everything I want to... so theres really nothing to answer here.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Raunchy, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
To die with no regret.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, History, Horror, Political, Religious, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Anything can be fun... a few glasses of absinthe with friends, and lengthy conversation about nothing at all is always a welcome event. Video games!, by myself of with others is another of my hobbies.. And last but not least is Concerts.. The more metal the better.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I look for nothing. What I want.. is a different story, but its one I can't tell you because I don't exactly know. A Metal head, a video game nerd, someone who is violent, racist, hilarious, and most of all intelligent!
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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