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Not everyone is quite Pneumatic.
Age 36 From Horn Lake, Mississippi -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, French, German, Other |
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I Would Describe Myself As | I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know. |
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Sign | Virgo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Stocky |
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My Height Is | 5' 8 (1.73 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Gray |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Not Sure |
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My Best Feature Is | Hair |
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Body Art | Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Black |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat |
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Willing To Relocate | No |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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My Speciality Is | Other |
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My Job Title Is | Embalmer, Removals, Writer |
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I Make This Much In A Year | More Than $150,000USD |
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I Live | Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s) |
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At Home | There Is No Noise |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Often |
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I Drink | Yes - Socially |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Cool Dude |
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My Social Behavior Is | Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes. |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like. |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Other |
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I Attend Services | On Holidays |
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My Political Views Are | Socialist |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy |
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch | News, Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv |
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When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A | Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror |
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When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To | Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk |
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When I Read, I Always Read | News, Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical |
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My Idea Of Fun Is | A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour. |
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive? | Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness |
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What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? | Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate |