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project1228 Profile Information

Not everyone is quite Pneumatic.
Age 36 From Horn Lake, Mississippi - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, German, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Gray
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Other, Scarred, Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Embalmer, Removals, Writer
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Parent(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Comedic, Flirtatious, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Cooking, Playing Cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Industrial, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Reference, Religious, Satire, Science, Science Fiction, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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