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malenkyptitsa Profile Information

part neurotic nerd, part naughty clown
Age 46 From Houston, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Single, looking for friends in Houston, like boys with chops.
Sign  
Taurus

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is  
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
student
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Live entertainment, preferably burlesque or music. And then to hang out and talk, before or after.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
to join the world of physical feats such as fighting styles and dance.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Goal In Life Is  
To open up a spa and travel and become a Burlesquer. Ok, and to get married buy a house and have kids, but somehow all in good fun.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I Don't Like Music, Jazz, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Music, Nature, Reference, Religious, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Laughing, being crazy, Burlesque shows, going out and exploring the weird.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I wish to find really cool friends to hang out with in Houston. My relationship is in shambles but I am not looking to replace it.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend
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