I am a living contradiction. I am a forthright, straightforward lover of farce and absurdity. I am a non-practicing atheist. I am a logical and rational person as well as a weird and chaotic person. I am a very passionate person as well as a very stoic person. I am both giving and demanding (this should not be construed as me being demanding about how you should live your life, I am demanding about how others treat me). I am very forward and very complex. I love science and hate math. I am reliable. I am honest. I am cute. I am funny. I prefer logic over emotion. I grow roses, but no longer have time to tend to them. I am often far too direct and I can be accused of being too evasive when trying not to say something that I shouldn't.

Things I have done: Co-owed a punk rock club, played in 3 bands, wrote for a number of Texas music newspapers with a circulation of 15, 000, hosted a regular hour long show on a pirate radio station, opened for the Butthole Surfers when Gibby Haynes pulled me up on stage and said "Just keep talking.", ran around in my underwear in a crowded theater (see above), fixed cars, built a blood-spitting chainsaw, worked on films and videos, ran my own computer business, drove 130 MPH through Alabama, wrestled with a young lion, became a minister in The Church of the Subgenius and have since performed 3 marriages, attended SF conventions, collected comics and wandered through downtown Boston's three worst neighborhoods at 4AM delirious, covered from the knees down in vomit.

Political Ideology: OKCupid seems to think that I am more republican than most. In my case, it seems to be picking up on my beliefs about ethics. If you look at me closely I'm sure you will find that I am nothing like any republican you have ever met. Politically, I am an advocate of personal freedom, responsibility and consequently an advocate of smaller, less intrusive government. I have very definite ideas about right and wrong. I am in favor of some major changes in the way which the country is run, a system that favors the party with the most to spend. I am in favor of real choices in schooling as opposed to incessantly pumping up a tire with a hole in it. I find the idea that the government thinks it knows how to spend your money better than you do to be absurd.

My interests are: punk rock, SF aka science fiction, computers, science, big brains, interesting people, restaurants, drinking tea and recently bubble tea and general weirdness.

Capricorn

Thick

6' 3 (1.91 m)

Blue

Caucasian

Never Married

No

Not Sure

Hair

Auburn / Red

No pets

No

College Degree

Self-employed

Computers / Electronic

Alone

All Is Calm

No

No

Nerd

Anti-social, Comedic, Strange

Movies, Internet, Games, Computers

Trying New Things, The Movies, Going To A Concert

Friendly, A Troll, Cool, Obscure, Goofy

Atheist

Never

Libertarian

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation

Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk

Computers, Fiction, Horror, Science, Science Fiction, Technical

Geeking out.

Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Wit

the hole