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Cheeky Chops
Age 115 From Charlotte, North Carolina - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Arabic
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hand and foot model. Right foot only. Love men with dentures, bald spats, unibrows, and back hair. And not over the age of 33. No glasses though. I have a glasses phobia.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Inked All Over, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Rodent
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Cigars
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Dancing, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Trying New Things, The Movies, Playing Dress-up, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dragging someone along the beach by their feet. we would take turns of course and its totally voluntarry. I would love to learn to spell on a first date too. A nice spelling contest over a cold glass of wine spritzer. Ive never had wine spritzer you see.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
to make a flying contraption, a personal rocket of some sort. I saw that it has recently been created and i have been depressed about it for a few days. i have more ideas though.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Cool, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
Teach an animal of some sort to speak. My cat can say hello. And im tryin to teach her some latin now.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Anthology, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Philosophy, Poetry
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Staring contests preferbly with strangers, but sometimes with friends.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Sensitivity, Oddities, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I dont look, they find me. arent i full of myself. yes. yes i am.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate
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