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I want your skull, I need you skull...
Age 45 From Aliso Viejo, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
MY NAME IS JERAMY (AKA JERM). I'M 6 MONTHS NEW TO S. ORANGE COUNTY FROM SACRAMENTO. I LOVE TO LAUGH, LOVE TO CREATE THE LAUGHTER. I SPEAK BEFORE I THINK, THINK WITH MY HEART. I'M LOW MAINTENANCE, DRAMA FREE + BRUTALLY HONEST.

NOTHING LIKE A GENUINE GIVE + TAKE CONVERSATION. I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S MORE REWARDING PEOPLE WATCHING, OR BEING WATCHED BY PEOPLE? I DRIVE A SMALL PICK UP TRUCK, SO I GUESS I'M SECURE WITH MY MANHOOD? FEW FRIENDS, MANY ACQUAINTANCES. IF I COULD SURVIVE ON ONE FOOD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, SUSHI WOULD DEFIANTLY BE ON THE MENU. IF WE WERE TO RO-SHAM-BO, I'D GO FOR THE SCISSORS. I HAVE EATEN, SWAM, + SURVIVED IN LESS THAN A 30 MINUTE TIME PERIOD. ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES ME = RANDOM. SOMETIMES I THINK MY LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG INSIDE JOKE, I'M JUST WAITING FOR EVERYONE TO CLUE ME IN.
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Pisces

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
European, Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Entertainment / Media
My Job Title Is  
MARKETING AND PROMOTIONS MANAGER
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
There Is Always A Party Going On
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Comedic, Fire Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Music, Movies, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
I've Always Wanted To Try  
A BUTTPLUG.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
TOO DEEP TO ANSWER RIGHT NOW...
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
GETTING INK'D, TEXAS HOLD-EM & BLACKJACK, GOING TO SHOWS, CHILL'N AT COMEDY CLUBS, SUSHI, BODY BOARDING, SET'N POST AT THE BEACH, HUNTING BARGAINS AT SWAPMEETS, BEING A THRIFT-SHOP JUNKIE, DIVE BARS AND COZY PUBS, COFFEE SHOP CONVERSATIONS, TRAVELING STATE TO STATE TO COUNTRY TO COUNTRY CRASHING HOLLYWOOD PARTIES + MOCKING CELEBS, IMPORTED BIER AND EXOTIC FOOD...

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate
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