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dementedxdave Profile Information

I can smell your fear.
Age 33 From Artesia, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Name's Dave. I listen to classic rock and various subgenres of heavy metal. Perverse is the only kind of humor I know. Looking at me, you'd probably call me a stoner immediately. Long hair, lazy eyes. That whole deal. If you're clever, you know what to do.
Sign  
Cancer

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Hispanic/latino
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Scarred
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog, Reptile
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Necromancer / Pothead
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Parent(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Comedic, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Cars, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Idealistic and completely not my style.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Surviving a zombie apocalypse in my backyard, acid, ecstasy, etc.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, A Troll, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Not Sure
My Goal In Life Is  
To find a good excuse to walk with my cane.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Classic, Comic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Philosophy, Religious, I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Weed + anything

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness, Passiveness
What Do You Look For?  
I've had my fill of high school girls, and honestly? I need something less stressful.. less moral. Less psycho-bitchy. There MUST be a better kind of girl out there that doesn't come with such a high drama cost.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate
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