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crispyduck Profile Information

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Age 35 From Portland, Oregon - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, German
I Would Describe Myself As  
Heyo, not a whole lot to say about me. I'm a dirt poor art student in Portland, OR. I'm a little bored with the pattern of my life just now, so I'm looking for someone or something to bust me out of my funk.
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slender
My Height Is  
5' 3 (1.6 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Calves
Body Art  
Other
My Hair Is  
Other
I Have One Or More Of These  
Gerbil Or Guinea Pig
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
Dirty No Good Hippy
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Loud, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Reading, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Maybe hang out on my balcony after grabbing some chow from Jack-in-the-Box (or snacking on mac-n-cheese or spicy noodles.)
Smoke some hookah and chat.
Hanging out in a cafe and having coffee or a cigarette.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Rather a few more or less illicit things.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
to make lamps, maybe sell a few.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Wish I Had A Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Animation, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Metal, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, New age, Ambient, Soul, Reggae, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hanging out, smoking some hookah, a good debate, dancing on the roof, and sexy times are always fun!

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Money, Power, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I look for people who have a nice brain. I'm not a zombie but I do love to pick over a tasty, tasty brain.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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