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blassmisery Profile Information

From the Dark Shadows of the ShadowDark
Age 37 From Bradenton, Florida - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm pretty laid back, I enjoy having my own time, but I'd like to have someone to spend more of my time with. I hate the dating drama and games people play, spare me it. I'm looking for a serious relationship-minded partner who lets things progress without stressing about it.

I have a goofy sense of humor with a dark side, you can NEVER take a joke "to far" I'm not really big on being in the "scene" and I dress just like an average joe, my outlook is much darker than people around me though, making me a social pariah.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Lips
My Hair Is  
Black
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Computers / Electronic
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Comedic, Fire Starter, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Photography, Cooking, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Any outing that, for once, does not involve my friends. Be it bowling, pool, coffee, robbing a bank, whatever. I just know movies or formal dinner are horrible first dates.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Break Dancing, it just always looked like a lot of fun but I'm a bit large to be twisting like that.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, A Troll, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
The destruction of the foolishly fabricated lie people hide behind.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Animation, Horror, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Ambient, Dance, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Anthology, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Playing video games, Just hanging out with friends, Exploring (as in quite literally just wandering around doing whatever comes to mind, ) listening to music, lounging

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who would not call themselves *fun-loving*
Seriously, who the hell is NOT fun-loving?

I've been looking for someone with the same dark spark as me, who isn't wrapped up in trying to save a world that doesn't deserve it, and has decided to focus only on their own happiness.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate, Committed
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