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you yell ,I bite (Harder),I bark,I meow
Age 43 From Houston, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Italian
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hello everyone ! :) i might go on and on about nothing ,and people actually make talking about themselves easy.excuse me for my cerebral vomit thats about to take place like your chit chatting in non sense on the coucj with me ..ok lets begin......



I go to the gym retro wearing black spandex and matching head and wristbands.i hate it when people pass me on the right.i am also known to tear out the labels in my bedding you know the one that says do not remove under penalty of law ...can i get in trouble for this ? I dunno.



If I even begin to describe myself it would be 8 different woman with different personality not that I am suffering from a disorder but certainly alot of things make up the big strong tree of my inner roots.I'm quiet and reserved yet loud and out going I prefer to stay home and relax within the sounds of my headphones and enjoy myself with a good book. So hell with the Zanex and wine. Being the genuine Italian chef I live in the kitchen.food is a passion I cook each day.... Simply making love to the food.



Forthright, Vitriolic, Nonconformist, with a deeeeep LUV for Music, Arts and Travels... Proven that I'm a natural-born Critic, whether you like it or not ;)



Sono bipolare. Le mie più grandi passioni? Nell'ordine: cantare, scrivere, parlare, mangiare e il mare, ma vivo in città. Perchè l'importante è crederci, sempre. Ah,ho una laurea



100% made in Italy



I wear black because I thinks classy alteast to me, I dont do drugs and barly drink.eating now That's a different story I eat not to simply eat I mean someone has to fuel the 10 year old boy inside my womanly frame.

Want to know a secret ? ......I ran with scissors as a kid and I lied before I don't make love to the food although the videos of me on YouTube says otherwise.


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Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Fit
My Height Is  
5' 2 (1.57 m)
My Eyes Are  
Black
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Belly Button Ring, Secret Piercings, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
peds surgicial resident
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cooking, Dining, Exercising, Family, Music, Photography
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Be true to yourself the rest will come
I've Always Wanted To Try  
To jump off a train (seriously )

-twisted sense of humor That's me alright!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
Self preservation, I live life in limbo. I hate the idea of the world ending tomorrow. I live to change evolve morph and grow surely I'm not perfect but That's the beauty of it.... There is always space for improvement
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Ambient, Dance, Electronic, Metal, Punk, Rock, Soul, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Fantasy, Health, Horror
My Idea Of Fun Is  
I love Fridays. Be wild be free.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I have 3 different people living in me they all want something different of course I'm joking or am I? ;) I am a crazy over the top woman looking for her partner in crime.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Committed
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