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MUSCLEOLOVE LOOKING 4 BILLION DOLLARBABY
Age 49 From Mississauga, Ontario - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
Hey, heres the basics. 5'8" 169LBS 34" waist 40" chest late 30's, but look younger lol. I'm actually the same size as Uncle Alice. Same shoe size too lol. I have a younger resemblence to the man and I do a pretty RAD impersonation of him.I've gotten his thumbs up on it as a matter of fact. I like almost anything METAL/HARDROCK that you can actually understand and appreciate the lyrics to lol.Gotta hear the lyrics common.Oh and the thing about HOW MUCH I MAKE..I WAS JOKIN, for now lol.Thats kinda of a STOOPID thing to list don't y'all think???Ask me anything
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Other
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
IMAGINEER
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Reserved, Shy, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Cars, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Dancing, Internet, Movies, Music, Photography, Sports, Theater, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Extreme Sports, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Sleeping, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Well, being a romantic-a perfect first date would be breakfest on the beach with fresh fruit,eggs N sausage.Assortmant of fresh sea foods and slush margaritas/blue sharks(drink).Then off to an adventure.Something cool that involves SPEED.Lunch would be along the boardwalk.Some fun foods like pizzapie or tex-mex food and the creamiest soft serve banana and berry split or milkshake 2 straws of course.Off to a midday mattenee.A little dinner. Butter and lemon lobster tails in Alfrado mushroom sause sided by garlic mozzarella sticks and jumbo tempura blue shrimp in tzatziki sauce and caesar salad with crab. Light drinks.Then its time to get the leather and mascara on, cause it's frontrow and ALL ACCESS with the man-ALICE COOPER.The evening would be some desert drinks and a nice warm walk on the beach-ending by watching the sun rise.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Flying...well I don't have a drivers liecence, but I do have wings lol.Theres so many smart ass things I could put here.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
To do whatever it is that makes me happy healthy, wealthy,and able to say at the end of the day, that..I had a good life.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Classical, Country, Folk, Industrial, Metal, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Classic, Comic, History, Music, Mystery, Supernatural, Science, Science Fiction, Sports, Technical
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Almost anything with real, cool people.Movies, concerts,karaoke/bars,cruise nights/car shows,exploring-hiking,paintballin,go karting,BBQs,roadtrips,MAKING MUSIC VIDEOS for fun/STUNTS,CLASSIC BMX FREESTYLE/STREET, SK8BOARDING/SNOWBOARDING,DESIGNING(everything), Oh and one other thing lol.Thats a 2 person deal only thang lol

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A SOUL SISTA(SOULMATE) in the strickest sense. My match.Good hearted,loving,sympathetic,caring.She'll give her left nut for me as I would for her(you get the message).Artistic/creative/funny/cool/and sexy as hell lol slim/athletic.Diplomatic and know when its the right time for whatever.Athletic,agile,strong.Looks as good in torn Levi's and Vans as she does in evening wear and Swordfish shoes.She's gotta be able to drive like the Duke Boys and shoot like a sniper.She gotta ride BMX.Snowboard or Sk8-perferably all 3. The rest I'll leave to questions.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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