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Bearded lefty seeks cheeky woman
Age 46 From Brisbane, Australia - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm from New Zealand and currently living in Brisbane. Some people think I have a razor sharp wit, others prefer to describe me as witheringly sarcastic. I like loud music, beer, and long walks on the beach.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Other
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Pakalolo Inspector
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Roomate(s)
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Anti-social, Boisterous, Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Reserved, Strange, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Computers, Cooking, Family, Internet, Learning, Movies, Music, Reading, Travel, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Drinking, Hanging Out With Friends, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Reading A Book, Relaxing, The Movies, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going to see some bands and having a few drinks or maybe catching a movie. Hell, maybe even sitting on a park bench and observing life.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Jumping out of a plane, although I would most likely soil myself.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Anarchist
My Goal In Life Is  
To see my enemies flee before me and hear the lamentations of their women.

Wait... that was a different bloke.

Leave the place in a better state than I found it. Tall order I know.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Blues, Classical, Country, Electronic, Folk, Industrial, Metal, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, I'm A Recording Artist
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Nature, News, Philosophy, Poetry, Political, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Drinking beer, shouting a lot, playing my bass, going to gigs, having long meandering conversations, wearing hats.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
I like smart, funny women. Make me laugh and I'm yours. Wear cat ears and I'll probably propose to you. That's just a thing I have.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date
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